First Place

Best Over-All Performance

&

Male Lead Category

    

Andrew Gleckler

2018's Top 10 

 

Second Place

Lauren Schoepfer

1st Place Female Lead Category

 

Third Place

Leanne Huffman ​

1st Place Character Category

 

Fourth Place

Lorine Rivas

Female Lead Category

 

Fifth Place

George Triplett

Male Lead Category

Sixth Place

Eli Santana

Character Category

 
 

Seventh Place

Peter Starr

Character Category

Eighth Place

Jordan Flowers

Male Lead Category

Ninth Place

Konstantin Podprugin

Male Lead Category

 
 
 

El Wax


By Lorine Rivas
 

 

Woo… Okay, this is colder than I remember. Just breath in-breath out. Relax. Why’d we even wait so long? We always tell her “See you in three weeks!”, yet here we are seven weeks later with a jungle in our crotch and no George in sight. Stupid.

 

We better come up with a good excuse before she comes in and says, “Oh yo hair so long. Why you no come sooner,” and what’re we gonna tell her, we were in a coma? Nah, too dramatic. Let’s just tell her we were traveling… yeah traveling, that’s more believable. But she’ll say “Ohhh vacation, that’s nice, where you go?” and what’re we gonna tell her Cancun, Miami, No Alaska, Yes, Alaska, cold is perfect.

 

Oh shit, okay, here she comes. Wait, why’s she so quiet… that’s weird… did I fart? Oh damn, that’s caliente, that’s very hot! And no warning? Just like that? Okay. Brace yourself lil mama this is gonna hurrrrrrrrtttt. Santa Maria Madre de dios. This lady is pisssssssed! Dannnggg, why’s she so mean. She just pulled that strip like a carpet out of a living room! Vajayjay… are you still there?

Tenth Place

Gloria Laino

Female Lead Category

 

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Best Written Monolouge

    

Lorine Rivas

El Wax

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